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If u are feeling EMO, just push this button.



If u need to tell ppl u are EMO, use this EMO sticker


Kindly contact me if u need it~
LOL

*Note: In case u dun know, EMO is short form of emotional ~~

Homemade Mario

For everyone out there who played Super Mario in the Nintendo console, this would sure bring back some old memories. Besides bringing back memories, this is damn funny too.





haha... enjoy

update: click here to download the game.

Americans are NOT STUPID - with subtitles

Another funny video clip here. Saw this video at Michael's blog. This is really creative, but for entertainment purpose only lar... I bet the author of the video need to interview 100 ppl to get the 5 really stupid ones... or should I say.. they are misinformed.. haha...

I find the most funny quote in this video would be...
"I'm confused between Israeli and Palestinian....... which one is throwing the rocks?"
This dude must have watched a lot of news reports where ppl are throwing rocks in Israel... hahaha....

I bet if I try hard enough, I can find Ah Beng and Ah Lian to get this kind of stupid answers too.. haha...



Have a nice weekend~!!

NO POK! I SAID NO POK !

Saw this funny clip when I dropped by here.

Haha, its just so funny to know wat human can do if they put in the effort.

Well, the sacrifice for this clip is that they can never visit this shop again so long the waiter is still working there... wahahaha...

Benny Lava

Damn... hahaha.... I am still laughing....
This video clip is damn farking funny lar... wahhaha.... this has to be the most funny and crazy indian music video of all...
Charmayne was the one provided us the link to this video at kennysia's CB. Yup, kennysia's CB at kennysia.com. It really made me imagined that the song is in english instead of indian. Haha.
Highly recomended! Click the video now!
Will add the lyrics later in this post when I'm off work. (Still laughing)

Edit: 6 Oct 07
Ladies and Gentlemen, here goes the lyrics of BENNY LAVA!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Male:
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me.....
I love you inside Ed!

Female:
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl....
I love you inside me!

I'd love to see you pee on us tonight! x2
ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOooo x 2

Male: You fille me up with doom.
Female: Quit looking up at me!

Male: You got a minute girl?
Female: The puppy had a fee!

Female: Don't think I do love her
Male: We're looking in a pill! x2
Female: All of them like the bun!
Male: Now poop on them Oliver!
Female: OOOO DADDY! Just say it!
You know the hole to put it!
Male: Just sing it!
You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
Female: You send me... Offended... You know the hole to put it!
Male: Just sing it!
You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
Female: who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat i ate!

Male: My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Female: Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

(I like to swim in it) x2
(I like to swim in his)
(beeeeeejaaaaayyyy!)

(I like to swim in it) x2
(I like to swim in his)
(beeeeeejaaaaayyyy!)

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOooooo x2

Female: A nerd to punk a nerd
Male: I'm Bleeding Fu*king A!
Female: That stuff is pink colored!
Male: Some day I sell DNA!
This boar ain't very cool
Female: You need a Hindi yew!
Male: Got into Seattle
Female: I'll lay a friend of yours!
Male: I fought a barber man!
Female: We know what's in butter rum!
Male: A jet pack... operation...
Send him the crazy Hindu!
Female: Watever! My Sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
Male: I lick you.... Belinda....
The ninja made a movement
Female: Tell Donna... No collar....
I'll do what body loves!
Male: I put papaya there
You love me inside there!

Male: My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Female: Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Male: Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
Female: You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Male: Have you been high today?
Female: I love you inside me!

oooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooo x 4

hahah... thats all for the BENNY LAVA lyrics....

Spare 710??

My colleague forwarded this email joke to me. Find it quite funny and I wanna share with you all.

Its just a joke ok? Dun take it too seriously. Hehe.

Joke 1:
This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....

But there always some exceptions?

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.........click here...

Joke 2:
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested ......


Have a nice day. ^_^

Airline cabin announcements

I got this joke from my boss's fwd email.
Just like to share with you all.

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight a"safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have.

4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"

5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa .. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

10. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."


11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

17 . An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways"

I find the last one is damn funny lar.... haha... dedicate this to all smokers.
:p

20. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."