Spare 710??

My colleague forwarded this email joke to me. Find it quite funny and I wanna share with you all.

Its just a joke ok? Dun take it too seriously. Hehe.

Joke 1:
This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....

But there always some exceptions?

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.........click here...

Joke 2:
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested ......


Have a nice day. ^_^